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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 07-Nov-21 10:16 AM
@everyone
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btw direct quote from the pope -poggers
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Binh (for sale) 07-Nov-21 10:20 AM
gasp you are offending me by pushing your Cyrus religion on me, which infringes the first rule of yEAh games
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 07-Nov-21 10:21 AM
btw if ur wondering how i got a hold of the pope is by his secret email (not cliclbait) is XX_poggerspopeprogamer_XX420696969XD__@gmail.com (edited)
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religion religion is very good
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Danté (Aidan) 10-Nov-21 04:31 PM
stop @yEAh Games (edited)
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Torin (Jeff) 10-Nov-21 04:31 PM
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stop @yEAh Games (edited)
who are you talking to?
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who the eden is talinn?
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Torin (Jeff) 10-Nov-21 04:32 PM
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this is religion?
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Danté (Aidan) 10-Nov-21 04:32 PM
yes
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Binh (for sale) 10-Nov-21 04:32 PM
the Yoly Pope
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Torin (Jeff) 10-Nov-21 04:32 PM
yeah*
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yhe yoly yope*
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Yoly Yom
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Torin (Jeff) 10-Nov-21 04:32 PM
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Binh (for sale) 10-Nov-21 04:33 PM
The Yoly Mom
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The Yoly Bible
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Torin (Jeff) 10-Nov-21 04:39 PM
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 10-Nov-21 04:39 PM
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Torin (Jeff) 10-Nov-21 04:40 PM
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Torin (Jeff) 10-Nov-21 04:41 PM
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Binh (for sale) 10-Nov-21 04:41 PM
yes
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Binh (for sale) 10-Nov-21 04:41 PM
okayokay that's just an epilepsy warning
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Torin (Jeff) 10-Nov-21 04:41 PM
u sure?
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Binh (for sale) 10-Nov-21 04:41 PM
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Torin (Jeff) 10-Nov-21 04:42 PM
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Binh (for sale) 10-Nov-21 04:42 PM
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Danté (Aidan) 10-Nov-21 04:42 PM
Aidan: collapes to ground
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Binh (for sale) 10-Nov-21 04:42 PM
get slapped for free
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Aidan: collapes to ground
collapes
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Torin (Jeff) 10-Nov-21 04:43 PM
i am cool
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yi yam yool
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Binh (for sale) 10-Nov-21 04:45 PM
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DAMMIT it doesn't chain
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there's like a gap
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Torin (Jeff) 10-Nov-21 04:46 PM
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Binh (for sale) 10-Nov-21 04:47 PM
it kinda works when you leave the channel and go back
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cuz they all reset
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Danté (Aidan) 10-Nov-21 04:48 PM
i didnt have discord open, as my current window, so they chained automaticly
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Binh (for sale) 10-Nov-21 04:48 PM
mm okay
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Torin (Jeff) 10-Nov-21 04:49 PM
Yeahno
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Danté (Aidan) 12-Nov-21 01:10 PM
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Binh (for sale) 13-Nov-21 10:22 AM
𝓢𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻 𝓓𝓪𝔂 Today, many religions, including atheists, celebrate 'Satur Day' as the 'The We'ek End', when The We'ek falls once every 7 moons. The We'ek, one of 4 eldritch creatures controlled by the God of Time (Klök), rises every 'Mon Day', and invades the mind of every human over the age of 4, causing them to work labor. However, this labor is also what drains The We'ek of its power, and so it only lasts 5 days before falling. On this day, every 7 days, Satur Day is the first day when the We'ek loses all of its power and falls into a slumber, awakening again only by Mon Day.
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San Francesco d'Assisi
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Everyone in the religion, please make sure to complete your weekly prayers.
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Here he is in baby form, the form that we worship him:
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 06-Dec-21 03:40 PM
Sir Antoine-Aimé Dorion, the most important deity in the Random Religion. (edited)
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 07-Dec-21 03:20 PM
Admiral John Paul Jones
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 07-Dec-21 05:21 PM
John Sparrow David Thompson (John S. D. Thompson) - The Canadian Pirate (edited)
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JAM
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Alex M.
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 07-Dec-21 08:54 PM
john a macdonald is bad but JAM is p0ggers
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 07-Dec-21 08:54 PM
yes
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 09-Dec-21 03:54 PM
Minecraft Kid (Oliver)
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sorry Minecraft CHILD
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Binh (for sale) 02-Mar-22 09:02 PM
gonna move this story here so we can clean up some channels, there's way too many We've given up by 7C (virtual) (edited)
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Shivering, I tried to open the door of my car, but it was frozen shut. I looked up and scanned the parking lot to make sure nobody had seen me. Why did it have to be this freezing, today of all days? I have no choice but to resort to my only ally, El-Chapo, to escape with my bag of candy I stole from my son! OH NO! HE'S AFTER ME! Oh! Perfect! The RUSSIAN Monkey Lord is here, great! AND EVEN BETTER! Stalin is here! Oh, hey! Everyone's out to take my candy! And my coffee! The dinosaurs are drinking all my coffee! I’m sinking in the parking lot coffee cup! OH NO! A coffee monster! At least I have my very best friend Kim Jong-Un and el-chappo! It’s the world’s best cup of coffee! I need to shoot my lasers at him to defeat him! Oh no! El-chappo wants to have a pillow fight! I hit a dinosaur with a pillow, but it drank the rest of my coffee and ate my pillow! At least I have my sleep medication! I have to awaken my inner batman! I know a solution!!! We must become communists!! To save the coffee! I was running as fast as I could. They couldn’t catch me, I was the gingerbread man. I decided to burn down the orphanage, and I drank the remaining coffee. Goodbye bacteria! I knew what I had done wrong. I had upset the committee, the barrier between reality and fantasy has been broken! So has my coffee cup! I was running as fast as I could. If you get on the committee’s bad side, you end up with a fate worse than death. They DRINK YOUR COFFEE!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! Nobody knows exactly what happens when the committee catches you, all we know is that it’s terrible and the committee gives no mercy. The committee is in some ways a barrier between reality and fiction. When it’s broken the world turns into chaos. I know I may not survive, but I have to. I’m too young and pretty to die. Johnny Russia grabs his phone and sees that his instagram account has gone viral! (account) He’s a hamster-Frankenstein, MY COFFEE
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 04-Mar-22 10:59 AM
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my story was too long
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Binh (for sale) 28-Mar-22 05:14 PM
yea yea, im wario i'm not fat cuz of cardio princess peach calls me daddio yah! mario, goes to the bario wears red yeah has a big head yeah oh mario sucks yeah lil' guigi best mario better call SOS yeah lil' guigi
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 08-May-22 08:54 PM
listen to the first part of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba2V_SRsGhk it sounds like Aidan and Norah but Norah is a dinosaur who's dying at the same time
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 11-May-22 08:09 PM
not a rickroll 100% [real] [not clickbait] [pro] [cops called] [gamered] [3am] https://bit.ly/39Jbkhs
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 15-May-22 05:18 PM
Official yEAh Games joke: P1: "Have you heard that Joe's died of ligma?" P2: "Who the hell is Steve Jobs?" P3: "DEEZ NUTS!" Or (original) P1: "Have you heard that Joe (or Steve Jobs) died of ligma?" P2: "(response)" P3: "DEEZ NUTS!"
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 19-May-22 09:26 PM
Among us Sussy Click here to learn the meaning of life!!!!
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Danté (Aidan) 06-Jun-22 05:09 PM
nahgames
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Niel (dimitri) 06-Jun-22 08:06 PM
Bro that me 😩😩😩
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 07-Jun-22 05:39 PM
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 07-Jun-22 05:43 PM
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Danté (Aidan) 13-Jun-22 03:50 PM
Pro snack
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 13-Jun-22 03:51 PM
where did eli co cking go
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who deleted it
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Danté (Aidan)
Pro snack
diabetes
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Pro snack
Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 13-Jun-22 03:58 PM
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Anti Dust Pollution With Adjustable Straps Mask This Mask Is Made Of 100% High-Quality Polyester That Is Skin-Friendly. Equipped With Two Pieces Of Replaceable Protective 5 Layers Of Activated Carbon Filter, M-Shaped Nose Clip, Very Soft And Breathable!
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Danté (Aidan) 14-Jun-22 05:49 PM
It's literally over $40
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Binh (for sale) 14-Jun-22 05:50 PM
It's an investment
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Danté (Aidan) 14-Jun-22 05:50 PM
Not an investment in making
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 14-Jun-22 05:53 PM
Helth Stonks Meme Face Mask Covering Funny Reusable NPC Market Stocks Washable
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 14-Jun-22 09:49 PM
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Binh (for sale) 14-Jun-22 09:50 PM
is that Ben? (edited)
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can't tell
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 14-Jun-22 09:50 PM
neither of them are ben
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Binh (for sale) 14-Jun-22 09:52 PM
who's the one behind Neil then
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 14-Jun-22 09:53 PM
eli co​cking
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Binh (for sale) 14-Jun-22 09:54 PM
uh alr
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 14-Jun-22 09:55 PM
Ybsnipe
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Serpynth BOT 14-Jun-22 09:55 PM
SNIPE
In #📔-church, 5 deleted messages have been found:
Sent by Nnillat#2657 14-Jun-22 09:52 PM:
eli cocking
Sent by yEAh Games - Bot#8354 14-Jun-22 09:52 PM:
no content (+ 1 embed)
Sent by yEAh Games - Bot#8354 14-Jun-22 09:52 PM:
@Tallinn (Estonian SSR), please read the above message.
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Sent by ethan (not kgb)#3474 14-Jun-22 09:55 PM:
Ah yes that is in fact Eli cocking
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 14-Jun-22 09:55 PM
bro really didn't remove the censor
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yEAhBot BOT 14-Jun-22 09:55 PM
@Binh (for sale), please read the above message.
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tallinns search history: "basic white hockey boys with frat boy hair" and he found eli why the hell is there a 6 hour slowmode?? (edited)
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Binh (for sale) 14-Jun-22 09:56 PM
Tallinn istg wtf is wrong with your code
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 14-Jun-22 09:56 PM
no idea actually
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Binh (for sale) 14-Jun-22 09:57 PM
why tf did you split the censoring code into like 3 distinct sections???
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tallinns search history: "basic white hockey boys with frat boy hair" and he found eli why the hell is there a 6 hour slowmode?? (edited)
Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 14-Jun-22 09:57 PM
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why tf did you split the censoring code into like 3 distinct sections???
Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 14-Jun-22 09:58 PM
because I didn't want to find the other sections
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so I shoved them into other spots (edited)
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Binh (for sale) 14-Jun-22 09:58 PM
shuttlecock
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 14-Jun-22 09:58 PM
much better
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you're supposed to post something cool
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not chat here
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tallinns search history: "basic white hockey boys with frat boy hair" and he found eli why the hell is there a 6 hour slowmode?? (edited)
Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 14-Jun-22 10:00 PM
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) started a thread. 14-Jun-22 10:01 PM
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR)
eli co​cking
Niel (dimitri) 15-Jun-22 07:17 AM
No it isn’t
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 15-Jun-22 07:47 AM
(he's joking)
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YoinkSploinky (scam) 18-Jun-22 12:50 AM
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Niel (dimitri) 20-Jun-22 06:31 PM
Not pro
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 20-Jun-22 06:34 PM
ah yes my favorite gas station
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 20-Jun-22 07:15 PM
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Niel (dimitri) 20-Jun-22 08:25 PM
Oh noo what a tragedy
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Deleted User 20-Jun-22 09:00 PM
so hot
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Danté (Aidan) 21-Jun-22 06:44 PM
Ah yes, the tragedy of 7/11
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the poor bee bro
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 21-Jun-22 09:38 PM
true
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Niel (dimitri) 21-Jun-22 09:41 PM
Bee???!?!?!!! 😏 (edited)
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 22-Jun-22 08:41 PM
pro collision
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 26-Jun-22 08:59 PM
Can you find all the secrets? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0XbJTnlDJ0 (edited)
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 28-Jun-22 07:48 AM
solosus
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 10-Jul-22 07:51 PM
Me and the boys holding off the british
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 19-Jul-22 05:29 PM
@Danté (Aidan) said:
Pro vlog.
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Danté (Aidan) 20-Jul-22 04:57 PM
Pro words in book
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 21-Jul-22 04:59 PM
would like to point out this very pro reddit bot
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Niel (dimitri) 22-Jul-22 04:15 PM
Lmaooooo : |
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Danté (Aidan) 23-Jul-22 11:45 AM
Pro
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 23-Jul-22 11:55 AM
what
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Niel (dimitri) 23-Jul-22 01:41 PM
Yeah games . Pro
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 23-Jul-22 09:53 PM
interesting
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Niel (dimitri) 23-Jul-22 10:45 PM
My sus breakfast
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 23-Jul-22 10:46 PM
I luv eg
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 23-Jul-22 10:48 PM
ah yes it is the perfect time to be eating breakfast
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Niel (dimitri) 24-Jul-22 05:49 PM
The pope
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 25-Jul-22 11:27 AM
lessss go
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Niel (dimitri) 25-Jul-22 04:21 PM
Thicc
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Danté (Aidan) 25-Jul-22 06:48 PM
When your lawn is sus.
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 26-Jul-22 10:04 PM
me after casually browsing on r/amogushentai
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 27-Jul-22 08:38 PM
Pro fish
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Danté (Aidan) 01-Aug-22 02:06 PM
Pro door (My Airbnb in Windsor)
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 01-Aug-22 09:36 PM
created by ethan for megan just gonna leave this here (edited)
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 02-Aug-22 12:57 PM
Pro-er fish
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 02-Aug-22 10:32 PM
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Danté (Aidan) 03-Aug-22 02:05 PM
William Topaz McGonagall (March 1825 – 29 September 1902) was a Scottish poet of Irish descent. He gained notoriety as an extremely bad poet who exhibited no recognition of, or concern for, his peers' opinions of his work. He wrote about 200 poems, including "The Tay Bridge Disaster" and "The Famous Tay Whale", which are widely regarded as some ...
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Proest man from the 20th century
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 03-Aug-22 04:32 PM
Bottle flipping some water from fiji
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looks edited
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Niel (dimitri) 03-Aug-22 04:59 PM
You’re edited
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is this valid?
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 03-Aug-22 05:35 PM
i saw that in a store once
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surprising 9/10
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Niel (dimitri) 03-Aug-22 08:33 PM
Minkraf 1o/lO
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Man in suit
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 04-Aug-22 07:07 PM
guys 100% not a ripoff
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Graham (.HEIF) 04-Aug-22 09:34 PM
Are you gods
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 05-Aug-22 05:06 PM
totallyamapleleaf
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 09-Aug-22 05:29 PM
So, last Sunday my parents made me go to church ,which made me really mad because my parents don't let me play Among Us in church. We took our seats and the priest was up front talking about "salvation" and "horniness" or whatever. Same thing as last week. But then, he said something that really caught me off guard. He spoke of a man who goes by the name of "Jesus." "Jesus." "JeSUS." No way. I could not believe what I was hearing. Endorphins were rushing to my brain and my body began to shiver as I let out a quiet moan. If you didn't catch on by now, the word "Jesus" has "SUS" in it, which is a reference to the popular video game "Among Us." "WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed louder than I ever have in my life. My words echoed throughout the room for five seconds before fading into complete silence. Everyone was staring at me as I had a huge grin on my face, perfectly replicating the face from the "when the imposter is sus" meme (Google it if you don't know what it is.) They all had this look on their faces as if I had just slaughtered 7,924 Afghanian children. "Why do you all have that look on your faces? Did someone do a Fortnite dance?" And there was still complete silence. I actually had to make sure I wasn't wearing my noise cancelling headphones that I always wear while playing Among Us. I could not believe that not one person in the room was dying of laughter!! "Young man, please be quiet" said the priest. He was literally the one who made the Among Us reference in the first place. What's his problem? "THAT'S NOT VERY WHOLESOME!!!!!!!!!!" This guy was definitely the imposter. There's no way he couldn't be. I Naruto ran faster than anyone has ever Naruto ran before. Even Naruto himself would be proud of me. As I was making my way up to the imposter, the security guard was chasing after me! (edited)
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I had to think fast. After being chased around the room for two minutes, I hastily undid my pants and peed in the security guard's eyes. As he was being blinded by my pee, he was stumbling around and bumped into the wall very hard. A crucifix fell off the wall and impaled his stupid, ugly fat head. He fell and a pool of blood soon formed around him. Everyone in the church was screaming and running out the door. I slammed my hand down on the crucifix, replicating the button you press in Among Us, which drove the crucifix further into his skull. "EMERGENCY MEETING!!!!!!!!!!!" No one laughed. They were too busy screaming to notice. Whatever. I stripped completely naked and went up to the priest. I replicated the Big Chungus pose with 100% accuracy. "You probably don't even use Reddit. That's not very keanu chungus wholesome 100 of you. Go subscribe to r/atheism." The priest had a look of shock on his face when I said that. The kind of face one would make if they caught their beloved child playing Fortnite. He held a cross in front of himself and started talking about "possession" and "demons." He obviously doesn't know how to play Among Us so naturally, I felt bad for him. But he was still the imposter. I grabbed him and threw him across the church, sending him crashing through the window and slammed against the street outside. A car ran over his head, causing his brain and skull fragments to splatter everywhere. Then, I heard sirens and a helicopter flying around above the church. I went upstairs to the roof to check out what was going on. "This is the police! Get down from the roof now or we will shoot!" This guy is so sus, let me tell ya. Obviously, I was not going to listen to an imposter so I was Naruto running around the roof. Bullets from the helicopter were raining down from above but none of them hit me since I was Naruto running so fast.
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"Dammit, I can't hit him!" I knew I had him beat then. So, I pulled out my gun (I always keep a glock in my foreskin so I can pull the Among Us death animation when I lose my virginity because I know it makes girls horny.) I shot at the helicopter and it started spinning out of control and crashed into the front of the church, causing a huge explosion. The roof started sliding off from the building, which landed on the cop cars and killed 8 cops. This also flung me into the street and I broke my foot, which was very sus. I limped all the way to the woods where I am now hiding and writing this. I will update as soon as I can but I need to get out of here soon because I can hear people looking for me.
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 21-Aug-22 09:30 AM
dark pikmin lotus
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 26-Aug-22 10:18 PM
@Serpynth (snek) https://discord.gg/URXG9AxEDU (edited)
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 31-Aug-22 09:03 AM
@Blitzkrieg von Koenig said:
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 31-Aug-22 09:04 AM
i never said anything about wanting this in church
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 31-Aug-22 09:04 AM
welp it's here now
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 31-Aug-22 09:04 AM
pro song though
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 31-Aug-22 09:05 AM
yes
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 31-Aug-22 06:51 PM
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 31-Aug-22 07:42 PM
reminds me of a certain individual
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 31-Aug-22 07:43 PM
me
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 31-Aug-22 07:43 PM
.. ok
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 31-Aug-22 07:43 PM
who
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR)
reminds me of a certain individual
Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 31-Aug-22 07:44 PM
a certain individual who had us read a book with a not pro original name this year
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 31-Aug-22 07:45 PM
he didnt read that book
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also hes not bald
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also he's 25
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 31-Aug-22 08:08 PM
still reminds me of him
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also hes not bald
Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 31-Aug-22 08:08 PM
yes this is factual though
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unlike the certain individual
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woah bro took that personally
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@Post Ping
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Binh (for sale) 01-Sep-22 05:04 PM
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 01-Sep-22 08:53 PM
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Fruit punch formula
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 01-Sep-22 09:07 PM
@Danté (Aidan) do you have anything to say?
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig
Fruit punch formula
Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 01-Sep-22 09:07 PM
(top secret) (real) (exposed)
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whos that
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 01-Sep-22 09:08 PM
someone pro
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 01-Sep-22 09:08 PM
Ben
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR)
@Danté (Aidan) do you have anything to say?
Danté (Aidan) 01-Sep-22 09:08 PM
No comments
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 01-Sep-22 09:08 PM
ok
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Binh (for sale) 01-Sep-22 09:10 PM
hold on what's that theme again?
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Binh (for sale) 01-Sep-22 09:10 PM
I mean it's much better than what I'm stuck with
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Danté (Aidan) 01-Sep-22 09:10 PM
First name or last name?
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Binh (for sale) 01-Sep-22 09:11 PM
yes
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Danté (Aidan) 01-Sep-22 09:11 PM
... yeah
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Binh (for sale) 01-Sep-22 09:11 PM
...
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Ben
Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 01-Sep-22 09:11 PM
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Binh (for sale) 01-Sep-22 09:12 PM
let's play Guess The Braincells!!! closest guess wins!!!
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 01-Sep-22 09:12 PM
Hellllll nah he got the knife 😭😭😱😱
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 02-Sep-22 01:32 PM
Twitter users believed the tweet was meant to go out via an alternate, fake account to bolster support for Republican causes.
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 03-Sep-22 12:50 PM
@Blitzkrieg von Koenig said: Wombo Combo
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 03-Sep-22 10:16 PM
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drip drip
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they dont match the fit not drippy (edited)
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 05-Sep-22 10:56 AM
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american dogs be like
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 05-Sep-22 02:40 PM
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smash (edited)
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 06-Sep-22 08:50 PM
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binh whats ur problem with them barf emojis
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 06-Sep-22 08:51 PM
that was pro game
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Binh (for sale) 06-Sep-22 08:51 PM
oh nothin I'm just very biased against roblox
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Danté (Aidan) 14-Sep-22 04:56 PM
Finally found a calculator good enough to do this:
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 14-Sep-22 05:06 PM
yoooo
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 14-Sep-22 08:33 PM
@everyone THIS IS DESERVANT OF AN AT EVERYONE, I FOUND SOMETHING VERY PRO FROM AN ONLINE GRADE 7 TALENT SHOW https://flipgrid.com/7ab4e561
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mr smiths irish folk song 🔥🔥. mr smith ice ice baby song is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. neils 😀 (edited)
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 14-Sep-22 08:34 PM
trueeee
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Binh (for sale) 14-Sep-22 08:35 PM
damn
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I missed some stuff that grade
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Binh (for sale) 15-Sep-22 07:17 PM
H E L L Y E A H
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Binh (for sale) 15-Sep-22 07:18 PM
STAY S W A G G Y
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 15-Sep-22 07:18 PM
ture
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true
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Binh (for sale) 15-Sep-22 07:19 PM
US gov should've put these guys against Hitler in the WW2 rap battle instead of Eminem
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 15-Sep-22 07:19 PM
true
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Binh (for sale) 15-Sep-22 07:22 PM
fun fact, last summer some guy sincerely offered me a cigarette
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 15-Sep-22 07:22 PM
gamed
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that was me
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Binh (for sale) 15-Sep-22 07:23 PM
they then proceeded to urinate behind a statue a few feet away from where I was sitting
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anyway nvm
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Niel (dimitri) 16-Sep-22 08:18 AM
Hold up
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Pokétwo BOT 16-Sep-22 08:18 AM
Congratulations Neil (dimitri)!
Your Torracat is now level 22!
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Niel (dimitri) 16-Sep-22 08:18 AM
@Blitzkrieg von Koenig where did my ultra pro role go
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 16-Sep-22 08:22 AM
binh deleted it
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there were too many roles
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Niel (dimitri) 16-Sep-22 04:10 PM
:|
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Binh (for sale) 21-Sep-22 04:29 PM
damn
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true
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but have you ever Bowser
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pro play
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Binh (for sale)
but have you ever Bowser
Blitzkrieg von Koenig 21-Sep-22 04:51 PM
damn good music
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 21-Sep-22 10:19 PM
imma just drop my entire playlist because tbh they are all bangers https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL25msIWV_dwAIYxNshMB5lTfMv98Yx_WO
Certified hood classics
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Binh (for sale) 21-Sep-22 10:24 PM
good stuff
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 22-Sep-22 07:40 AM
honestly imagine not having over a thousand songs on your playlist
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yEAhBot BOT 22-Sep-22 07:40 AM
@Tallinn (Estonian SSR) [Imagine]... Dragons!
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 22-Sep-22 07:48 AM
Cap
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 22-Sep-22 07:54 AM
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 22-Sep-22 07:55 AM
Are they all good though???
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 22-Sep-22 07:55 AM
subjectively most of them (edited)
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but not certified hood classics however
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR)
subjectively most of them (edited)
lie
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 22-Sep-22 12:11 PM
lol
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Binh (for sale) 24-Sep-22 10:54 PM
day 4, got that intro done
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 24-Sep-22 10:58 PM
Dub
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Binh (for sale)
day 4, got that intro done
Danté (Aidan) 25-Sep-22 09:31 AM
Pro
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 28-Sep-22 01:20 PM
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 28-Sep-22 04:20 PM
Pro
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(literally)
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Binh (for sale) 28-Sep-22 04:24 PM
oh hell yeah new emoji tmie
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 28-Sep-22 04:24 PM
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 28-Sep-22 04:24 PM
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 28-Sep-22 04:26 PM
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 28-Sep-22 04:26 PM
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 28-Sep-22 04:27 PM
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Binh (for sale) 28-Sep-22 04:30 PM
bruh I should do that
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 28-Sep-22 04:32 PM
These photos where taken right after he said not to take pictures of him
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 28-Sep-22 04:34 PM
I don't have tech this semester
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Binh (for sale) 29-Sep-22 09:43 PM
damn
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good stuff
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Danté (Aidan) 01-Oct-22 09:06 AM
Pro
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Binh (for sale) 01-Oct-22 09:24 AM
only 2 years left lets goo
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 01-Oct-22 10:55 AM
SPOILER
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Danté (Aidan) 02-Oct-22 09:50 AM
Pro thing I found in my grandparents house
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 02-Oct-22 10:19 AM
pro drawing sklills
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Binh (for sale) 02-Oct-22 11:56 AM
bruh that's gotta be some sort of minimalist brand logo
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 02-Oct-22 11:57 AM
yooo binh is finally awake
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Binh (for sale) 02-Oct-22 11:57 AM
was busy this morning
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but yeah sure
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 03-Oct-22 03:50 PM
yes that video literally speaks facts
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personally "Leo after getting banned" is the most true one
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 03-Oct-22 03:51 PM
bro
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you wont get most of these references
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also that wasnt leo herber
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 03-Oct-22 03:51 PM
doesn't matter
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still applies
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nah some of them do make sense
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig
also that wasnt leo herber
Danté (Aidan) 03-Oct-22 04:53 PM
litteraly was
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 03-Oct-22 04:55 PM
lol that's what I thought
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he is in that server
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Danté (Aidan) 03-Oct-22 04:56 PM
no clue what ethans talking about
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 03-Oct-22 04:56 PM
pro
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 03-Oct-22 04:58 PM
it litteraly wasnt
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gotem
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@Danté (Aidan)
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 10-Oct-22 01:58 PM
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Binh (for sale) 10-Oct-22 01:59 PM
(okay why does this man look like he's in front of a green screen)
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 10-Oct-22 02:01 PM
ah yes greenscreening his own house
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pro strats be like
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Danté (Aidan) 14-Oct-22 08:23 AM
Pro
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yes
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ive seen this
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 19-Oct-22 07:42 PM
yes but we saw it in pro way
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yakko's world?? (only aidan understands this reference) (edited)
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Danté (Aidan) 20-Oct-22 07:45 AM
yakko's world = pro
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oh that show
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 23-Oct-22 05:56 PM
this is not deservant of church
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 23-Oct-22 05:56 PM
yes it is
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it's meth
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 25-Oct-22 06:43 PM
join vc
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Tallinn (Estonian SSR) 25-Oct-22 06:45 PM
possibly
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 25-Oct-22 06:45 PM
no balls
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Rick Astley (real) 26-Oct-22 04:50 PM
Hello! The election is fast approaching (@8pm today) and i'm running to be Co-Owner. Here, i'll let you preview a new, custom version of my single 'Never Gonna Give You Up'. I'll finish it if i'm voted in. https://youtu.be/ODz82SMscPk
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 05-Nov-22 06:45 PM
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Binh (for sale) 06-Nov-22 08:22 PM
woo
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Blitzkrieg von Koenig 13-Nov-22 12:34 PM
Check out making memes in your basement at 3 AM tycoon. It’s one of the millions of unique, user-generated 3D experiences created on Roblox. your dad left to get milk and hasn't returned in 10 years. you decide to start a business making memes in your basement so that you can get him back with your fortune. version 1.7 NEW ENDING
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Danté (Aidan) 28-Nov-22 01:12 PM
Bros been lying there all class. Man's committing photosynthesis.
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Graham (.HEIF) 01-Dec-22 04:18 PM
Photosyntesis
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Danté (Aidan) 07-Dec-22 09:53 PM
Pro
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9/13 of the first photos are related to yEAh Games.
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Six of which are photos I took lol
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